Apparently, I missed a lot exciting news about the former front man of the deliciously pseudo-christian rock band Creed. Scott Sapp (sucks) is a desperate and sad little man. Here's a list of things that are funny as hell, that he has gotten into trouble over.
1) Marrying a Miss NYC, and then getting kicked off an airplane for being drunk on the way to his honeymoon. Stereogum has the news.
3) And the best, getting "punk'd" by some drunk college kids at a Denny's.
Apparently, one of their friends met Scott Stapp ... at an airport bar and the girl pretended to be interested. At the end of their conversation, he asked for her number and because she was going to Amsterdam, she gave Creed her friend's number instead. The girl then calls her friend and warns her that Creed might be calling her sometime in the future for a hook-up.
Which he does. Friday night. He flew into Orlando and gave the girl a call. The girl, thrilled at the prospect of making Creed look like an idiot, plays along. "You should drive up to Gainesville tonight to see me!" she says. Creed, because his star has fallen quite a bit recently (if you hadn't noticed) eagerly accepts the offer to drive 2 hours ... I guess the groupies aren't lining up outside the airport like they used to.
The rest of the desperate night continues here and pictures of the night can be seen here.
Oh man, I love how this story has spread around the Internet like wildfire. A really close friend of mine was one of the girls punking Stapp at the Denny's that night. The ENTIRE story is even better when she tells it in person.