2 - Katie Couric, named to an anchor position at CBS Evening News, gets slimmed down thanks to Photoshop. I'm sure that JP will be excited about this. He recently told me that "Couric will bring back to telejournalism what we feared was permanently lost when Walter Cronkite and Edward Murrow departed the airwaves. She'll bring nothing but hard-headed journalistic integrity and sparking personality into our homes each evening." You can view his fanpage here.
In other news, guess who temporarily has one of these bad boys in his parking spot? Guess who also now really wants a "Support our Troops" ribbon, a foam-and-mesh cap, and a Toby Keith box set?
It's a good thing you landed that Dodge, with its "Mega-Cab Seating" for how large you are. I hope it has "Mega-Cup Holders" as well. How does that Hemi engine handle hauling your boat? I can lend you a striped shirt if you need one.