Breaking news (that's right we're breaking news here at Jakesmom): C annouces his bid at the highest office in the land.
"Today, I humbly announce my candidacy for President of the United States!"
When questioned on his motives, C had this to say:
Well, from what I hear, it may be the easiest job ever. I mean, you can take vacation like a 15% of the time to Camp David, another 20% to my ranch - oh, I guess I should get a ranch.