Boy, are we ever lucky. Everybody knows that Bucky Badger is awesome. I mean, look at our competitors' mascots - we could be this, or even worse, this.
But did you know that Bucky isn't just cool because he's a badger. He has that je ne sais quoi that makes him far superior to all other badger mascots. I'll prove it to you.
Exhibit A. Wow. What is this? And, it is $900? WTF? F minus.
Exhibit B. Is this supposed to be a pissed-off skunk?
Exhibit C. I think that is the brother of the Hamm's Bear. (Nick, does that remind you of a certain do-re-mi song? Hint.)
And don't even get me started on Exhibit D. Nerd. Or, Exhibit E. Silly limeys.
In case you weren't aware, there wasn't any point to this post other than detailing the fact that Bucky is teh kewlest.