We are having a little contest here at work that I think needs to be shared with more people. The contest is to come up with the best caption(s) for these pictures:
Here's are the entries so far: - Regardless of the piercing, it's hard to look cool when microwave ovens and cellular towers make you pee a little. - I thought I felt a boogie there. - Yesss!.....No cavities! - Shhh! Shhh! This'll be great......Hey, Superman, have I got something in my eye? - It was a million to one shot doc - That's the last time I get drunk before getting a body piercing - I said I wanted a prince albert - F&*k - So after I put the bong down to pickup the nail gun, I felt a minor toothache. Now I'm permanently stoned in one eye. - And you thought cocaine was good?! - Anal beads just weren't doing it for me anymore. - So you're telling me you've never heard of Polish Roulette? - When I told you to "nail me", this isn't what I had in mind.