Another reason not to live in Florida (in addition to this and this):
A man in St. Petersburg, while running late for work, recently opened his toilet to find a 6-foot African Rock Python peering back at him. The best part? He pulled it out by himself, with his wife and 3-year-old daughter watching.
Scavotto called his boss to tell him he'd be late because he'd had to wrestle a snake out of his toilet. His boss joked he would need a better excuse than that.
Scavotto told him he'd bring it in so he could see it.
And he did. His wife wouldn't let him keep it at the house, anyway.