10.31.2005
eBay is fun
Somebody needs to buy these leather pants ("DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own").
You are bidding on a mistake.
We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.
And we buy leather pants.
Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.
I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:
I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
I'm pretty sure that JP would look hot in those pants. I can see it now - black leather pants, a white mesh tank top that stops right before the belly button, and a neon green baseball cap. And don't forget the tall white tube socks.
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