Attention new parents! Does your child spend many long hours staring at lawn furniture, eating large tufts of grass, or talking gibberish to the lint in his bellybutton? Does he intentionally walk into walls, jab his own eye with his finger over and over, or scream in abject horror at the sound of Islamic languages? Then Baby Bush™ Toys are for you!
Just in time for the holidays, it's a large pile of specially designed toys for the aspiring Republican tot, toys guaranteed not to be overly complicated by those crazy things called words or symbols or multiple meanings or those kooky moving parts! Perfect for the pre-Ritalin set and those who can't walk and blink at the same time.
Be sure to visit their site for a list of products. I'm torn between the "Terror Alert Xylophone" and the "Lil' Looming Disaster Pillow."