So...I saw the headline "Bush Visits Autistic Basketball Hero" and it was all I could do not to make an inappropriate joke. So instead...I'll ask you to give me your inappropriate jokes. Here's some help:
[President Bush] called [Jason McElwain] "a special person."
[President Bush said] "It's the story of a young man who found his touch on the basketball court, which in turn touched the hearts of citizens all around the country."
The president joked that if his aging body would let him return to the basketball court, he'd want a lesson from McElwain.
"I wept, just like a lot of other people did," [President Bush] said
I'm not touching this one. Too easy. Naming this post "challenge" was quite the misnomer. Although it is interesting to note that Bush wept because of this. I wonder how many of the 2309 (and counting) American soldiers he cried for. I bet not many. Or any.
In case anybody hasn't seen the video yet, you can see it on youtube.