10.05.2006
Chuck Norris + Law School = ?
That's right kids, you've been waiting for this...Chuck Norris legal humor.
A few select winners:
Originally, the idea of separation of powers was a reference to the fact that Chuck Norris has two different fists.
Justice is blind because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked her in the face.
Chuck Norris can recite ERISA from memory, word for word, but he never does it because ERISA is fucking boring.
It is impossible to sue Chuck Norris for battery because whatever force he uses is always reasonable.
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