This just in - The Cleveland Indians will play their home opener tonight...in Milwaukee.
"What are you going to do - cry about it?" the Indians' Ryan Garko said. "I'd rather play somewhere than sit here and keep getting rained - snowed - out."
Strangely, this isn't the first time the Tribe has played a home game in Milwaukee. In 1989, the Indians played all of their home games in the city, and even won a dramatic one-game playoff against the Yankees thanks to the superb pitching of two and a half men.
UPDATE: I now see that Aaron at Phonograph came up with the exact same blog post. The timestamp on his post reads a bit earlier than mine, but I'm guessing that he wanted to copy my pure brilliance and set it back an hour or two to cover up his thievery.