8.08.2007

Do you want to touch my monkey?

What? I leave Madison, and then awesome stuff like this starts to happen?

From the "This is so good, I can't even make stuff up like this" department: Missing Monkey Captured in Madison. Wha?

Police say the monkey bit a 20 year old bystander outside State Street Brats overnight.

Authorities spent the day searching the State Street area for the monkey, who was wearing a diaper.

In other awesome news, I've got a new reason to jump. Rock!

Speaking of rock, it's unfortunate that this shot is cropped how it is on the web. In the print version, the photo spans a bit south-of-the-border to reveal lots of delicious body hair poking out from delicious places. The question arises--how do I know this when I don't even have a subscription to Rolling Stone? Answer: Thanks JP. I'm afraid to close my eyes tonight due to a fear of being haunted by red, fuzzy hairs. Shudder.

Labels: axl, crotchal region, diamond dave, Madison, monkey, no turtles

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The monkey story has legs! (and a tail) The woman was walking by State Street Brats, a popular nightclub, where a man had the monkey on a leash inside its beer garden. People walking by were petting the monkey, who was wearing a white diaper. comment by  brian, 8/09/2007 1:36 PM