My friend [, a longtime Oakland public school teacher,] often summarizes for me what he sees, firsthand, every day and every month, year in and year out, in his classroom. He speaks not merely of the sad decline in overall intellectual acumen among students over the years, not merely of the astonishing spread of lazy slackerhood, or the fact that cell phones and iPods and excess TV exposure are, absolutely and without reservation, short-circuiting the minds of the upcoming generations. Of this, he says, there is zero doubt.
Nor does he speak merely of the notion that kids these days are overprotected and wussified and don't spend enough time outdoors and don't get any real exercise and therefore can't, say, identify basic plants, or handle a tool, or build, well, anything at all. Again, these things are a given. Widely reported, tragically ignored, nothing new.
No, my friend takes it all a full step — or rather, leap — further. It is not merely a sad slide. It is not just a general dumbing down. It is far uglier than that.
We are, as far as urban public education is concerned, essentially at rock bottom. We are now at a point where we are essentially churning out ignorant teens who are becoming ignorant adults and society as a whole will pay dearly, very soon, and if you think the hordes of easily terrified, mindless fundamentalist evangelical Christian lemmings have been bad for the soul of this country, just wait. ... He cites studies, reports, hard data, from the appalling effects of television on child brain development (i.e.; any TV exposure before 6 years old and your kid's basic cognitive wiring and spatial perceptions are pretty much scrambled for life), to the fact that, because of all the insidious mandatory testing teachers are now forced to incorporate into the curriculum, of the 182 school days in a year, there are 110 when such testing is going on somewhere at Oakland High. As one of his colleagues put it, "It's like weighing a calf twice a day, but never feeding it."
But most of all, he simply observes his students, year to year, noting all the obvious evidence of teens' decreasing abilities when confronted with even the most basic intellectual tasks, from understanding simple history to working through moderately complex ideas to even (in a couple recent examples that particularly distressed him) being able to define the words "agriculture," or even "democracy." Not a single student could do it.
In case you weren't aware, I haven't been posting lately because I've been too busy thrilling the world. Or something like that.
Hrm...probably has something to do with their parents. More specifically the way current HS parents grew up. I think the video I posted today will explain some of that.
Pop quiz time! One of the following is not true--but which one?
A. After visiting a museum this weekend, I saw a homeless guy projectile vomit in the middle of the street. B. Soon before that, I saw two guys urinating in public within 30 feet of each other. The view was partially obscured by a tripped-out heroin addict. C. I saw two completely naked men walking hand-in-hand across the middle of a busy intersection. (In all honesty, they may not have been completely naked, as I didn't see if they were wearing shoes.) D. Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly and George Bush are all secretly peace-loving hippies.
Speaking of rock, it's unfortunate that this shot is cropped how it is on the web. In the print version, the photo spans a bit south-of-the-border to reveal lots of delicious body hair poking out from delicious places. The question arises--how do I know this when I don't even have a subscription to Rolling Stone? Answer: Thanks JP. I'm afraid to close my eyes tonight due to a fear of being haunted by red, fuzzy hairs. Shudder.
The woman was walking by State Street Brats, a popular nightclub, where a man had the monkey on a leash inside its beer garden. People walking by were petting the monkey, who was wearing a white diaper.
My current neighborhood is, well, very distinct. The plus sides: it has funky bars and eateries that people from all over the city flock to (and then flee from), it is relatively centrally located, and has lots of nearby green space (Buena Vista Park, Panhandle, Alamo Square, Golden Gate Park). The down side: noise, grime, crime, open air dealing . . . and finally, hipsters. Lots and lots of hipsters. (Almost as many as the Mission).
Yeah, they do make sense in cities with no hills...or on velodrome tracks. Hmmm. Now I know why the hipsters live in the Mission - it's the only flat land for miles.
While they may be excellent candidates to be featured on another website, the band My Morning Jacket has a great live performance up at the PBS site for Austin City Limits. I know that C & JP watch this program religiously, but anybody else out there with even half an interest in music should tune in. In upcoming months the show will air a "Best Of" series of episodes featuring great live performances by bands such as Franz Ferdinand (this one was really good, although the other band featured, What Made Milwaukee Famous, was quite flat), Modest Mouse, (Robert Pollard in the now defunct) Guided by Voices, the Polyphonic Spree, Ozomatli, Sufjan Stevens and Calexico (one of my recent favorites).
Unfortunately, I was unable to see MMJ -- who have over the past year or two become one of my favorite bands on the planet. Instead, while the Death Cab / MMJ show aired on Friday, I was inside the secondSundance Cinema to open in the United States. Apparently the Sundance people purchased an older SF theater and are in the process of renovating it to bring it up to their "standards." Luckily for us, there weren't any $3 surcharges, although the new building in Madison is a glorious gem compared to the current state of the cinema in SF. Notably lacking from the SF version (so far) were the comfy chairs, cafe, advance ticketing, hip restaurant, bar and swanky decor that exist at Hilldale. Instead, they had a mostly hollow building with a small restaurant next door (which was pretty tasty, I have to admit). However, the movie was great and I encourage everyone to see SiCKO or at least rent it when it comes out.
I watched Austin City Limits last night...My Morning Jacket was pretty impressive. I thought Death Cab was OK too...I enjoy their music, but the concert wasn't anything special.
PBS is pretty fantastic...especially on the weekends. Friday night was Soundstage with Dashboard Confessional. They also have a lot of great cooking shows on Saturday morning...I particularly enjoy The Endless Feast.