9.04.2007
Wowzas.
Pop quiz time! One of the following is not true--but which one?
A. After visiting a museum this weekend, I saw a homeless guy projectile vomit in the middle of the street.
B. Soon before that, I saw two guys urinating in public within 30 feet of each other. The view was partially obscured by a tripped-out heroin addict.
C. I saw two completely naked men walking hand-in-hand across the middle of a busy intersection. (In all honesty, they may not have been completely naked, as I didn't see if they were wearing shoes.)
D. Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly and George Bush are all secretly peace-loving hippies.
What a magnificient city.
In other news:
Oakland: 92.
San Fran: 79.
Oh, and I think I've finally found my calling as an attorney.Labels: no turtles
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